"Tricky Tricksters Trippin' on Truly Traveling Tales"

When one is traveling in a container on a ship, there is not much to do but listen. So, I hear two men talking and laughing. The one man is talking about a blog with two humans who are traveling all around the world. As I listen to them, I realize…

Reflections

This is a reflective time for me. The humans have put me in a container to be shipped to Belgium. I haven't a clue what "Belgium" is but from how excited the humans are, I think it is like a giant Christmas store only for Jeeps. I can't wait…

Somewhere over the rainbow....

I thought I was special to them, something unique and part of their lives. But no.....I have been left with a total stranger! They said they would be back to get me in 3 weeks. Right, like I know what 3 weeks is? Is it one tank of gas or an…

Immune System Malfunction

It's been hard to get over my friend's death. I haven’t quite been myself lately. I've heard "humans" talk about a "weakened immune system" when one is sad. I tried to figure that one out. Is it like my electrical system? I broke down the…

Sad Story

This is a sad time for me. My friend has died. She wasn't even a Jeep, she was a car (I've been known to associate with cars). It was so sudden, an accident and she has been totaled. She is in a car graveyard now. Yeah, she was old, but her…

Water, water, everywhere!

Have I mentioned land and water hazards those humans have exposed me to? There must be a hot line I call to report them; 1-800-pot-hole? Let's just say, the roads I have been driving on are not the same as Florida roads. Ah-h-h Florida, land…

Car Wash

I've always taken pride in maintaining a clean exterior. It's the best way to be really cool. But, it seems the humans do not want me to be clean anymore. Something about "blending in". So, they deliberately do not wash me. Ugh! Have they any…

Car flu?

She says I am "home". Not quite sure what that means and I am certainly not trusting yet (still have my headlight on her at all times). But every now and then, I get a warm tingling feeling in my radiator fluid. The level is right and Jeff is…

Wondering......

Something happened the other day and it's making me wonder about all this. We were stopped at an overlook ("humans" do that) and "she" tied a hammock to the back of me (I feel so used....boundaries...Hello....). A man pulls up beside us and…

Dignity lost

I won't go into detail concerning the "stripping of my insides" but it is comparable to vultures cleaning a carcass (I am very familiar with road kill techniques). My coolness and dignity are now gone (donations of pity and/or money accepted)…

The beginning.....

It's 2004 and it was just Jeff and me, 2 dudes travelling together.  Then this girl comes along.............                  .......... and the rest of the story? Well, I have never been the same! Let me first introduce…

ELDO-OLOGY

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