Funny Road Stories

Eldo’s  Eavesdropping…

Twenty four hours a day, 7 days a week.. that’s how much time we spend with or within Eldo. She can’t help but overhear some interesting, intelligent, and sometimes embarrassing conversation. Sometimes they are silly one-liner descriptions of  current events or places, sometimes they are full blown analytic dissection of topics of great world importance. Sometimes, it’s just a daily fart count or pee stop tabulation. None the less,  in our quest for self entertainment, Eldo’s ears have endured such great literary content such as: